Editing Vhsthetic (section)

== Personal life ==
Tom is rumored to own at least three functional VHS players, which he uses primarily to watch low-quality recordings of 1990s commercials he found on archive.org. He has publicly stated that his favorite beverage is "whatever is left in the fridge at 3 a.m." and that his spirit animal is a low-resolution JPEG of a palm tree saved at 35% quality.

He claims to have no pets, but frequently posts photos of neighborhood cats with captions implying ownership (e.g., "my son is plotting world domination").

=== Diet and hydration ===
Tom's primary source of hydration is Arizona Green Tea. Estimated lifetime consumption: 4,872 cans (unverified; based on self-reported tweets).

{{Consumption table|item=Arizona Green Tea (half & half)|daily_average=2–4 cans|peak_day=9 cans (during a 2019 vaporwave binge)|preferred_temp=Room temperature|alternative_flavors=Rarely; once tried Kiwi-Strawberry and called it "betrayal"}}

=== Living situation ===
Tom allegedly resides in a "liminal space" apartment decorated with palm tree posters, a broken CRT TV, and a single functioning VHS player. Rent status: unknown.